224 Days Later

So, yeah, it's been a little while. I hadn't realized just how much time had passed until I pulled up a calculator and did the math. Then came the double-take.

Dead Body: I'm not dead!
Dead Collector: 'Ere, he says he's not dead.
Man: Yes he is.
Dead Body: I'm not!
Dead Collector: He isn't.
Man: Well, he will be soon. He's very ill.
Dead Body: I'm getting better!
Man: No you're not, you'll be stone dead in a moment.

I've gotten some gentle (and no so gentle) prodding from a few folks, wondering what's been going on with the page. Tell you the truth, I just haven't really felt like doing anything with it. At first I just didn't have the time. After a while, though, the reflex to blog about something just...stopped.

Dead Collector: I can't take him.
Dead Body: I feel fine!
Man: Oh, do me a favor.
Dead Collector: I can't.
Man: Well, can you hang around for a couple of minutes? He won't be long.

A lot has happened since the last entry. Hell, the Blogger interface even changed! Once I figured out how to use the new one (and switch everything over to my Google account) I decided to ease back into things.

Man: Well, when's your next round?
Dead Collector: Thursday.
Dead Body: I think I'll go for a walk.
Man: You're not fooling anyone, you know. Isn't there anything you could do?
Dead Body: I feel happy. I feel happy.
WHACK
Man: Ah, thanks very much.
Dead Collector: Not at all. See you on Thursday.

I have returned. Tada and stuff.